Temple of the Bear

When the corruption of the roots ascends to the leaves, it is up to the limbs to fall.

Dude Comes at You with a Chainsaw AND…

Dude Comes at You with a Chainsaw AND…

imagesThe chainsaw is a fun weapon to have in a horror movie. No need for explanation, so I’ll explain; the chainsaw is a moving blade that when it hits flesh (at least in a movie) it spins and sprays everybody within a hundred mile radius with the blood of the innocent. I blame Bruce Campbell for this… but let’s be honest; I can’t stay mad at him. Here are a few rules to dealing with the chainsaw.


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A Really Boring Satanic Biker Flick

A Really Boring Satanic Biker Flick with a little redneck Shakespeare mixed in… because I love you all!


Hard Ride to Hell… I gotta hand it to the directors or the writers, because it seems it would take a tremendous effort to ruin a movie about satanic bikers trying to impregnate sexy teens to create the antichrist or whatever the fuck they wanted. Kudos… I guess. I wanted to put up a picture of something memorable from the movie… but nothing came to mind. I guess I could’a snapped a pic…

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The Netflix Wasteland

The Netflix Wasteland http://wp.me/s3tIP7-stitches

Okay... now I kinda like clowns

Okay… now I kinda like clowns

When one travels through the wasteland that the world has come to know as ‘The Netflix’ one makes the journey knowing all too well that his mind might escape, but it will be forever changed. Those who make it back are supposed to be responsible and not recommended a movie like ‘Human Centipede’, but some are so distorted by entering the rift their conscience is not…

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Good Times Roll

Good Times Roll into nothing at all


I have it on good authority that the Mayan spirit of death is waiting for this day on the celestial calendar to create a singularity that will destroy the universe. He will unify everything. There will be no differentiation between any organism, every atom will be made as one. All facets that provide diversity to the cosmos, which gives us a comfortable buffer against the world, will be broken…

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Super Predator Kills Sharknado

Super Predator Kills Sharknado


It seems more than apparent that Chtulu is responsible for the death of this shark, not to mention millions of other creatures that have gone unnamed until this moment. A nine foot shark being killed by a greater predator has to be a sign of the apocalypse! Well, if he is awake… I’m out. Probably better to just hand…

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Much ado about Slenderman

Much ado about Slenderman

“The shadow is a moral problem that challenges the whole ego-personality, for no one can become conscious of the shadow without considerable moral effort. To become conscious of it involves recognizing the dark aspects of the personality as present and real. This act is the essential condition for any kind of self-knowledge.”

-Aion [Carl Jung]


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Now, we can’t blame Jennifer Lawrence for a revolution in Thailand, just like we can’t blame a three-finger salute from a movie. However, there must be someone, something we can blame, for why these people think it’s right to defy authority!…

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Insane With Wisdom

Insane With Wisdom that I’ve gathered from a kid’s book

Every time I see a different picture of Alice she always appears like a pedophile's wet dream.

Every time I see a different picture of Alice she always appears like a pedophile’s wet dream.

I’ve learned so much, yet have come to no higher wisdom. After you study wisdom carefully, you start to suspect that it is a bottomless pit that pulls you in deeper. Gravity is working against you… you fall further into its pit of darkness. The gravity of wisdom is that of a black hole. You’ll be…

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7 Reasons to Kill THIS Planet!

7 Reasons to Kill THIS Planet! for the good of the children

captain-planet-and-the-planeteers-image-2So sad… that all of these species think THEY have a claim to this planet! This planet is ours! This planet belongs to the U-S-of-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! We’ve been flingin’ bombs since ’76, killin’ an’ grillin’ for centuries! You thought we’d stop when the planet was about to rot from within?


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Imagination Cancer

Imagination Cancer… no chemo, just a lot of shitty spinoffs and a wasteland of action figures!

landflill-4There was this movie that sparked a terrible intrigue in my mind. It wasn’t a bad movie, but it wasn’t great, and like so many lost souls it entered that terrifying limbo of ‘who gives a rat’s ass’. I could take it or leave it, which I’m sure is not the sentiment the writers were hoping to invoke. Think of all the work they put in for a movie that was a 5 out of 10 at best; all the time and…

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