Temple of the Bear

When the corruption of the roots ascends to the leaves, it is up to the limbs to fall.

Cricket PenisPocalypse 2014

I can't believe that whole time this dude had herpes!

I can’t believe that whole time this dude had an std!

http://theweek.com/article/index/259074/this-is-one-of-the-sickest-most-twisted-stds-that-nature-has-to-offer

It’ll start with the crickets… and then it’ll come for us! Since the dawn of time, our peace with the crickets established society on shaky ground, but what will come of our sworn enemies when there are no more little cricket babies?…

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Cottage Country

cottage-country(Spoilers) What I learned from ‘Cottage Country’ is that relationships can be difficult. Take, for instance, when Todd (Tyler Labine) kills his brother Salinger… this doesn’t mean he doesn’t love him. There’s just a lot of emotion between them… a lot to deal with, probably makes it hard to handle. Killing people is the sincerest form of flattery.

Every relationship we have can bubble beneath the…

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Just ‘F’ and Get it Over!

You kiss your mother with that.... oh yeah

You kiss your mother with that…. oh yeah

With the return of Bates Motel for season two, there is only one question on everyone’s mind… in which episode will Norman Bates have sex with his mother. No big deal to me, hey if you wanna go and bang your mother that’s on you. I’m only upset because she… or the voices in his head, kept him from having sex with that teacher. The only problem I find is…

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So Eating Human Meat…Lara Flynn Boyle… has had some work done. That’s not the issue here. It is but one of many things I…View Post

So Eating Human Meat…

Lara Flynn Boyle… has had some work done. That’s not the issue here. It is but one of many things I…

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Lizzie… I mean Gary Busey! If ghosts are this boring we better pray for a heaven.View Post

Lizzie… I mean Gary Busey! If ghosts are this boring we better pray for a heaven.

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The Walking Dead v. The Hammer of the GodsTyreese (Chad L. Coleman) wielding his divine hammer of the gods in honor of our lord Odin, or…View Post

The Walking Dead v. The Hammer of the Gods

Tyreese (Chad L. Coleman) wielding his divine hammer of the gods in honor of our lord Odin, or…

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A Complete Mind Rape in Salem (spoilers)After watching a Rob Zombie I am always knocked into silence.
I never know how to respond. I can’t…View Post

A Complete Mind Rape in Salem (spoilers)

After watching a Rob Zombie I am always knocked into silence.

I never know how to respond. I can’t…

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'American Mary' Saves Halloweenhttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt1959332/
Oh, sweet American Mary… no spoilers… I don’t wanna ruin this…View Post

'American Mary' Saves Halloween

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1959332/

Oh, sweet American Mary… no spoilers… I don’t wanna ruin this…

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A catholic priest walks into a bar and… I dunno, the punchline is he’s a rapistView Post

A catholic priest walks into a bar and… I dunno, the punchline is he’s a rapist

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Inbred Apocalypse 2013… the Mayans weren’t predicting, they just did the math!View Post

Inbred Apocalypse 2013… the Mayans weren’t predicting, they just did the math!

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